There
have not been queues like this in SYDNEY COVE since Captain Cook and the First
Fleet landed and
decided that even though Aborigines had been here for 40, 0000 years they didn't really exist. The buzzzzzz around the Sydney Football Stadium could be
cut with a knife and be used as a gelatin material to keep Mark Bosnich's rebel
wig in place.
I
was in the Cove with the best atmosphere and the worst view in the stadium when
Alesandro Del Piero scored that free kick. Like a lot of the action when viewed from the Cove
end it felt like everything was in slow motion as the ball seemed to float in the air for an
eternity before it nestled into the back of the net. When that goal went in 35,000 fans forget
their crap jobs, mundane lives and the
pre-game arguments about parking to engage in what other sports can never offer: A collective primal scream that shook the roof off its hinges and the wig of
Bosnich’s head.
DA
Media Loved it
“as
sweetly as Adam Scott strikes a long iron, Del Piero's right foot sent the ball
flying past goalkeeper" That’s right folks The Sydney Morning Herald CHIEF!
Sports writer compared Alessandro Del Piero’s free kick to a golf swing. Merda! & Stronzo!
Never
has a free kick been talked about in the same breath as a non-descript god
bothering Australian golfer. Who chokes it at the end like a porn star.
Reading non-football writers articles about football is like watching white people dance at Hip Hop concerts. Elbows and Knees everywhere.
The
False Striker
How
many times can someone say this? Sydney FC need a decent Striker. it’s the
reason why football fans wake up in the morning. Do I have to say it again? It’s
to see Strikers Shoot Farken! Won’t they think of the poor football Striker?.
Everyday Strikers around the football world turn up on milk cartons and missing person’s lists kidnapped by over eager coaches who want to take attacking players and turn them into right backs.
Everyday Strikers around the football world turn up on milk cartons and missing person’s lists kidnapped by over eager coaches who want to take attacking players and turn them into right backs.
Go to Twitter for more great A-League cartoons. Nothing B League about it. Wayne Snowdon
Game Points
- No flies on Alessandro Del Piero!! But plenty on his teammates. He is ClarSH with a capital SH!
- Was Kruno Lovrek playing as a false number 9 or a pretend quality footballer? Is he a Striker? Does or he play midfield and like war. What is he good for?
- Blake Powell was a breath of Fresh Air he scored a goal he plays Striker. Yeah!
- Brett Emerton is no right back he should be right midfield what a sweet cross for that Blake Powell goal.
- Pascal Bosschaart can’t come back soon enough for Sydney FC fans. He will be having a get to know my position meeting with Adam Griffiths soon.
- Paul Reid meet Terry McFlynn you’ll be playing in his position for a while.
- Top Blokes get sacked first. If Ian Crook can’t get a win against our cross city rivals then the sack word might come up.
- Fabio is a liability at left back but because he has that burst of energy and speed and can play a pass what else you gonna do?
- Not forgetting the Jets. Emille Heskey scored a volley and was a menacing beast up front. How tall are you?
- Goodwin destroyed Sydney down the right. Ryall and Emerton tch tch tch
Encore
Why
do players who come to Sydney FC play below their best compared to whence they
came from? And when they leave sin city to a new team why then in turn do they
play better for their new club while at the same time sticking up a middle finger
to Sydney FC in the process.
Scott Jamieson I’m talking to you.
Bring
on the Sydney Derby!
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