What's your Football Story? Featuring: The Socceroos, A-League and International football. Player interviews, opinion/analysis, with a focus on the absurd, humorous and sublime acts that occur on and off the pitch.
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Interview with Ex Socceroos star Ned Zelic
Thursday, May 20, 2010
What kinda crazy will Maradona get up to during this World Cup?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Waiting for the democratisation of Australian Football
There were some very interesting developments that took place in the world of television football broadcasting recently. The first piece of news I found interesting was the BBC’s attempt to get football events such as the World Cup and FA Cup back on free-to-air television.
The Guardian report said that events such as the World Cup, Olympics and the FA Cup final benefited society as a whole if they were to return to free-to-air television.
Its research shows that one in five adults claim that watching at least one sport on TV motivated them to participate. What about the other four?
I guess that’s another researcher’s job.
Meanwhile, FFA chairman Frank Lowy stated in an interview to the SMH last week that the future of Australian football needed free-to-air to be included in it.
Speaking to Michael Cockerill, Lowy said: “We have a contract now, until 2013. I’ll do my damndest to make sure we get free-to-air after that. We can’t do it beforehand. These people [Fox Sports] are not going to give up. They came in and took a punt, a big punt; they gave us the basis for the competition. They’re not going to give up their contractual rights, and I don’t blame them for it. But the future needs more teams, a second division, and also some free-to-air.”
In Argentina, football fans there are enjoying watching their teams go around on free-to-air television for the first time in eighteen years. A deal by the FA and the government was struck to ensure that all domestic top flight matches can be broadcast for free by any national television channel wishing to do so.
In a recent article penned by one my favourite football writers, the Guardian’s Marcela Moya y Araujo reported that Julio Grondona the president of the Argentinian Football Association (AFA) said the decision to give football back to the people was “like the parable of life itself.”
Standing next to Grondona was the president of Argentina Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, and she announced it as a “historic” day in the “democratisation” of football.
While accepting an Argentina shirt from Diego Maradona, the president said “Football is an extraordinary business,” and “It doesn’t need to be subsidised. It needs to return the right to those who provide us with it to be enriched by it.”
She mentioned its importance as part of the cultural heritage of the nation, and referred to Argentinian football as a “registered trademark”.
The World Cup hosted by South Africa will be shown on SBS in all its glory next year. Whether you love them or loath them, knowing you haven’t paid for the privilege will make it taste that much sweeter.
Published here:
http://www.theroar.com.au/2009/08/26/waiting-for-the-democratisation-of-australian-football/
Friday, April 10, 2009
Football And Pop Culture
So once in a while it's good to get a light hearted view of the game, it's good to laugh and get away from the attitude that Football is more important than life or death, as the famous quote goes.
The Simpsons
The Simpsons episode on Soccer was quite hilarious. The frustration of the fans with short attention spans, who struggle with the low scoring aspect of the game, is beautifully highlighted by the Simpsons.
On the lack of Action on the pitch:
TV ANNOUNCER
"The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet.
"You'll see all your favourite soccer stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!"
KENT BROCKMAN
(in a commentary booth, bored) Half back passes to the centre, back to the wing, back to the centre. Centre holds it. Holds it. Holds it...
MEXICAN COMMENTATOR
(excitedly) Half back passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre! Centre holds it! Holds it! Holds it!!
On the rampant Commercialism:
LISA"Hey look! It's Pele!"
PELE"Pele is king of the soccer field. To be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield wax paper."
(He is handed a bag of money and walks off. The game starts, and the crowd cheers. The Mexican team kicks off, and pass it between them, again and again... and again... The crowd becomes quiet)
The violence off the field:
Sideshow Mel is bored and a riots starts:
He punches Skinner, knocking him into Barney, spilling his beer. Barney gets mad, and dives headfirst into the people fighting, knocking them over. Groundskeeper Willy and his friends watch from nearby.
WILLY"Ach! You call this a soccer riot? Come on, boys, let's take 'em to school!
The Scots join the fighting, and the riot escalates."
MARGE"Homer, we've got to get out of here!"
HOMER"But I wanna do some rioting! (he pushes one of the Scotsmen)"
SCOTSMANJobbers cognots, ya mucker!
HOMERAll done!
Here is a link to the visuals:
http://cruftbox.vox.com/library/video/6a00c11413da59819d00c2251c01d5604a.html
Movie The Art of Football from A-Z
The Herman Vaske Movie The Art of Football from A-Z has some great comedy. John Cleese from Monty Python delivers rants about the offside rule, Americans and a great skit about Philosophy.
Here is a bit of his rant that is counter to the Simpsons view on Soccer:
"The wonderful thing about Football is its creativity, and this is why it never caught on in America. In America the action is deliberately kept short so that the sponsors can get as many commercials in as possible. And also so the players don't have to think for too long.
"They are given instructions from the quarterback who has in turn received them from the offensive coach; no-one has to think for themselves, this is the Dick Cheney version of creativity, otherwise doing exactly what you are told.
"Why do the American's insist on calling it Soccer, why do they have such a problem calling it football?
"I suppose in some way that is a form of creativity, it is quite a creative use of language, saying one thing and meaning something completely different"
Here is a link to the vision:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyWZyGEh5DY
Monty Python
Monty Python did an excellent skit on philosophy and Football. They constructed a fictional game that had the Germans VS the Greeks with Confucius the referee.
My favourite line:
"Nietzsche has just been booked by arguing with the referee, he accused Confucius of having no free will, and Confucius he say, "Name go in book".
Again here is a link to the vision:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8
Maradona the King of Comedy
Perhaps the greatest Footballer ever Maradona is the best source for great comedy, and after his 6-1 loss to Bolivia I'm sure there is more to come from this enigma.
The latest documentary about him is called Maradona by Kusturica.
The film opens like most movies about great people, with a great quote that doesn't make any sense to the film.
The line is:
"God is the only being who, in order to reign, doesn't even need to exist."
But to most people Maradona is God; and he did exist. My brain hurts already and then it hurts even more when the director is shown playing the Good the Bad and the Ugly theme song written by Ennio Morricone on guitar for no good reason.
We are then introduced to a member of the Maradonian Church and repeated vision of the two goals he scored against England in the 1986 world cup in Mexico:
I never tire of watching those goals. People say the Aussies are always winging about the penalty decision against the Italians at the last world cup but the English will never forget what Maradona did to them with that infamous "Hand of God" goal.
So it's good to get some light relief now and then so I'll leave you with the greatest piece of commentary ever, after Norway beat England in World Cup qualifier in 1981.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZTP8-8wIs
"We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten England!! We have beaten England! England, birthplace of giants. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"